I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Can you bring me the toilet please
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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