It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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