Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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