ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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