8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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