Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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