i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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