The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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