If i could tip my vagina, i would.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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