Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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