i permit you to call me
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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