I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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