Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Terrible idea I love it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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