i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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