Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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