I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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