are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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