remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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