hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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