I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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