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  I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.

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• You're a goddamned train wreck.

  Submitted by Herschel on May 15, 10 at 3:23pm

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• And yet, responsible enough to text for support when needed.

  Submitted by douchemonger on May 15, 10 at 6:29pm

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• Wow. Structural issues much?

  Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on May 15, 10 at 1:28pm

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• Clearly a quality employer?

  Submitted by whkhawk55 on May 16, 10 at 9:48pm

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• Damn. You are seriously messed up. Or sentence structure just escapes you. Either way, get a grip.

  Submitted by kcs99 on May 16, 10 at 1:15am

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• Lmao

  Submitted by 3*14*10 on May 15, 10 at 11:56pm

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• Ha ha ha

  Submitted by Savagejay on May 15, 10 at 1:30pm

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• I had a twelve hour shift that started at 7am. Thought it was a good idea to go to the strip club the night before. Turned out not the best idea, ended up not going to bed that night.

  Submitted by bartolo on May 15, 10 at 1:48pm

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• He's a disk jockey... honestly I've seen worse grammar on here every day, at least this makes since and is spelled correctly with punctuation and capitals.

  Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on May 16, 10 at 5:39pm

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• Wha?

  Submitted by cbtango on May 15, 10 at 9:42pm

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