I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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