she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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