ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
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Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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