How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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