Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Can you repeat that, but with context?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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