i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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