There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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