I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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