I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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