Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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