She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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