OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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