So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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50% drunk capacity currently
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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