What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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