yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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