I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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