friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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