oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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