Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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