Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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