Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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