I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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