how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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