we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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