Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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