if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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