I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We're too hungover to prance.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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