At least make sure they are 18
Why
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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