Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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