You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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